A Wave From Lisa

LisaName: Lisa

Position: Journalist

Star sign: Libra

Who would play me in a film? Brittany Murphy, I think she would get me down to a T.

If I could pinch one celeb's wardrobe it would be... Ashley Olsen's; bring on the Christian Louboutin heels and Balenciaga handbags.

Who would I most like to be locked up in the Showbiz Shed with? Justin Timberlake... we'd bust some moves. It would be beautiful.

But my showbiz husband (til death us do part) is frankly going to be... Orlando Bloom, believe me it will happen - I have a feeling in my waters.

My slightly embarrassing celeb crush is... Mike Skinner, he just floats my boat. To further the embarrassment, I once spent an afternoon learning the words to his whole album - it's almost like we're one person nowadays.

If I could be a fly on the wall of a celebrity bedroom it would be... Britney Spears', to find out what the hell is going on with her, and then I'd buzz down and give her a few words of advice in her shell-like.

Who would you rather be rescued by: Jason Bourne or James Bond? Jason Bourne please, he's my pick. I reckon James Bond might be too busy fannying around in his tight trunks these days to be of any use.

I'd rather lick my own foot than snog... Josh Hartnett. I once saw him give the most outrageously bad interview and now he just turns my tum.

I'd like to go out on the razz with... Kanye West and Liam Gallagher for a mahoosive night out in Manchester; it would certainly be a night to remember, but I'm not too sure if I would.

When I'm having a bad day I'd rather be working as... A band manager.

My most over-used expression is... "Crikey."