Andrea Corr and Brett DesmondAndrea Corr and Brett DesmondAs much as we love the wellie-style glamorama of the Showbiz Shed...

We wish we were Andrea Corr right now.

While we're sitting on lawnmowers scrabbling for a pen amid the trowels and fertiliser, there she is smooching away in the Caribbean.

And yes, the grey Brentford rain does make the flowers grow.

But we'd much rather be swimming around in the sea like this Irish lass.

She's soaking up the sea, sand and sun with her boyf, Brett Desmond.

And what would a holiday be without a good old game of tonsil hockey?

We'll just have to content ourselves with the slightly damp posters of Brad that are peeling off the Shed walls and try not to be jealous of all the smoochers of Celebville.

Check out all their saucy action in our gallery of snogging stars.