Brad Pitt and Angelina JolieBrad Pitt and Angelina JolieImagine dating Brad Pitt...

(We'll give you a moment to reflect.)

Umm...

Fah lah lah...

Cue: whistle.

Finished yet?

Well, add to your fantasy him giving you the ride of your life...

Just imagine clinging onto his taut torso, your inner thighs grasping his outer thighs, whilst the wind blows through your hair.

No, this isn't an extract from a Jilly Cooper novel, this is a page from Angelina Jolie's real life. Damn it.

Some people have all the luck.

The twosome have just visited Vietman, where they whizzed through the city on a bike - no helmets, may we add.

And, not surprisingly, Ange looked quite happy and settled on the seat behind her man.

Go slightly green in the gallery above.