Colly Off His Trolley As He Quits Farm

Colly's thumbs up as he quitsStan Collymore has sensationally quit The Farm after a four-letter tirade against Vanilla Ice.       

The former England striker shocked the fellow contestants when he dramatically walked out on the five reality show - claiming "I've had enough!"

Farm vet Jon Huxley pleaded with him to think again, but by then there was no turning back. "Stan is leaving for all the wrong reasons," said gutted Huxley. 

Colly, who has had a series of rows with Ice, claimed he could not stand to be around him anymore after the rapper spent too long in the bathroom. 

Vet Jon Huxley begs Stan to stay..."Get him out!" he shouted at current farm manager Rebecca Loos, with whom he has enjoyed an ultra-close relationship since arriving at the Wiltshire farm. 

"(He's) f***ing on the toilet... does it not bother any of you?" he pleaded of the other farmhands. 

"It does, Stan, but what can you do? You can't drag him off the loo," reasoned Debbie McGee, trying to calm the imposing 6ft 4in Brummie. 

"I want him out working - and if he f***ing don't, I'm off," he shouted as he walked. "I've had enough. It is not what it says on the tin any more." 

Later he claimed Ice - real name Rob Van Winkle - should have been voted off last night instead of Manc motormouth Terry Christian. 

... but to no avail."Voting's not going solely on what's being done but...on entertainment value. From day one that's bothered me," he sighed. 

Collymore, 33, also had a few words to say about Loos, who he had ignored the night before when he went to bed - much to her disdain. 

"She flirted with me but she never said what he really felt," said upset Stan, who has been treated for depression in the past. 

"That says to me it's likely to be false and I don't wanna be taken for a d***." Loos, who often cuddled him, burst into tears when he departed.