David Duchovny and Tea LeoniDavid Duchovny and Tea LeoniWhat do you get David Duchovny for a birthday pressie?

Socks, soap on a rope, Old Spice, an alien outfit?

None of the above, actually.

Nope, you'd be hard-pressed to out-do the gift his wife, Tea Leoni, apparently sent him.

According to prinside.com, Tea sent David a surprise gift, in the form of a signed, sexy photo of herself.

They say Dave was away on his birthday shooting a movie in LA, so Tea sent him the saucy snap.

Dave apparently said: "I got home and there was a big framed photograph of her, kinda with a chain almost like a dog collar thing and black leather pants and her breast, like, mashed against the ground, looking really kinda good - and it was signed.

"It was very odd. I said, 'I'm glad you signed it because it's probably worth more that way.' It is simultaneously the best and the worst gift I've ever gotten."

So, about those socks...