Emma Thompson Emma Thompson is a funny old bird.

And that's why she's one of our faves in the Showbiz Shed.

So we were plum star-struck when we had a chat with her at the Lavender Ball.

One thing we'll say about her is that a) she's rather bonkers - in the bestest of ways and b) this chick is all about the boobs.

As we talked she couldn't keep her mitts off her chestical area.

In fact we feared that she might go in for a grope of our own pups.

But she restrained.

Em wasn't talking anything rude though, she was chatting about the serious matter of breast cancer - but with an Emma twist.

She told Sky Showbiz: "Tonight I'm devoting my entire attention on our tits and loving them, feeding them and feeling them and looking after them.

"Because the more we do that the more we'll know about them and the less we'll get this dreadful disease."

We couldn't have said it better, Em.