Eva MendesEva MendesNow then, Eva Mendes, how are you?

We were wondering if there's a stork heading your way.

Because there's been a whole heap of chat saying it's so.

But now Eva's piped up and told everyone to shut their chops.

In fact she's gone one step further, she's positively kiddie-phobic.

She said: "I don't wanna have kids.

"I love the little suckers; they're so cute but I love sleep so much and I worry about everything.

"(And) I feel like the institution of marriage is a very archaic kinda thing.

"I don't think it fits in my world today."

Eva reckons the latest pregnancy reports came about after she put on a little weight: "I'm off-season right now. I'm having the pasta, I'm having the dessert."

Fair enough - you enjoy yerself, gal.