Eva's Pregnant Chat

Eva Longoria So Eva Longoria Parker was pictured with a lil’ tummy bump recently.

Prompting a whole loada baby whisperings.

But are we really hearing the pitter-patter of tiny feet?

Apparently not.

The lady herself says this latest bout of chattering ain’t nothing but a spot of confusion.

And Victoria Beckham is to blame.

Eva told Hollywood Scoop:

"Victoria gave me a couple of pairs (of jeans) and I love them. They were so tight, my gut was hanging over the top before dinner.

"Then, we came out of the restaurant and I was totally bloated.

"And now, apparently I have a baby bump."

So what was thought to be a mini-Eva was in actual fact a muffin top - and we can all relate to that.

Still, being a bona fide Hollywood starlet, Eva really should have known better.

Everyone knows you should never attempt a whole meal with a pair of skinnies in tow.