Fearne Cotton Wanna see Fearne Cotton sans her top?

Well, we hate to disappoint...

But on a scale to one to 10, we'd have to say your chances are around zero.

Yup, the day Fearne bares her chest bunnies is the day showbiz pigs'll fly apparently.

Appearing on ITV daytime show Loose Women, Fearne hit out at the suggestion of glamour modelling, saying:

"No, in a word. No, no and no. This is all staying in and covered, thanks."

She added: "I'll do stuff in little dresses and maybe a bikini. But the whole 'getting it all out' thing terrifies me. My mum would have my guts for garters."

Quite right too, Fearne.

Still, without sounding too pervy, it is a bit of a let-down to think that we'll never see the Radio 1 host stumbling out of a club minus her breast carriers.

Thank goodness for the D-listers, eh?