1:07PM, Oct 25, 2007
Not literally, of course.
That would be way to rudey-roo, even for us.
But don't go thinking that makes this story all innocent.
Heidi has been a-chatting about what it is that first attracted her to hubby Seal.
Apparently it was a cheeky glance at his meat and two veg, all nicely packaged and on display in a rather lovely pair of hotpants.
She told Oprah Winfrey: "I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, 'Wow.'
"He was wearing bicycle shorts and I pretty much saw everything. The whole package."
Well, oo-er, the very thought of it is sending us into a fluster.
Still, we're sure she also loves him for his mind and soul as well as his body.
Not to mention his genes - we mean, how beautiful are those children?
Nice work, Heidi. Chin chin.
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