Teri HatcherTeri HatcherWe know what you're thinking: did Teri Hatcher get married on the sly?

The answer is fairly straightforward.

It's a yes or no scenario. But where's the fun in just blurting it right out?

But alas (poor Yorick), we have procrastinated enough.

Teri has not got hitched, impromptu-stylee.

In fact, her wedding dress is made of loo roll, and has been fashioned together for Eva Longoria's bridal shower.

We kid you not, seeing is believing - so believe it in the gallery above.