Scrummy husband, gorge kids, squillions in the bank and several jolly big houses...
But sadly this information doesn’t often tally with Vic’s face.
It seems her brain has trouble communicating all those happy facts down to her mouth.
Therefore, Posh is, more often than not, stuck in miserable mug mode.
So when Vic does smile, we feel like the planets have aligned and a small miracle has occurred.
Unsurprisingly, Victoria isn’t the only star to suffer with rare-smile syndrome.
Check out our pictures of surprise star smilers here.
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