Whose hot bod?Whose hot bod?Hollywood stars have a habit of looking good.

But this makes us a little sick.

Apparently, the idea of a middle-aged mum being a little frumpy with a stretch mark or two is utter bonkersness.

Covering up in heavy knitwear is not reality in Tinseltown. Damn it.

They're rich, they're famous, they're wobble-free.

Usually we're full of love and fluff and niceness, at other times we're consumed with jealousy.

And this chick is currently the cause.

Step forward Teri Hatcher, and start showing some sign that you've been on the planet for 42 years. Please. Thank you.

Yes, we accept that airbrushing exists - but our gallery can prove that Teri is one hot mama.