Lady V Farmed OutLady V Farmed OutLady Victoria Hervey has become the first celebrity to be kicked off rural reality show The Farm.   

The It Girl was shown the barn door after receiving the lowest number of public votes.

"I've loved it. It's been amazing. I will miss the piglets," she said. During her time on the Five show, she formed a friendship with shamed former footballer Stan Collymore.   

"We had private discussions without the microphones. He said he liked me," she said. "I don't think he's a bad person, he's just very sensitive."   

Collymore has also forged a close relationship with another beauty, David Beckham's alleged ex-lover Rebecca Loos.   

However, the former Liverpool and England striker is less popular with fellow Farmhand Vanilla Ice aka Robert Van Winkle.   

The pair had a blazing row when Collymore accused the former rap star of laziness. "You ain't done nothing!" he blasted, to which Vanilla shouted: "You ain't my boss."   

Collymore stormed off, muttering: "He does nothing, it's all me, me, f***ing me."  

Lady V's final act was to appoint Debbie McGee the new farm manager, which means she will be exempt from the next public vote.