Would you want your newborn's picture pasted all over the likes of Hello! and OK magazines?
Do you want everyone comparing junior to Winston Churchill, ET or an egg?
Well, whereas most stars moan because they get too much publicity, Jack Black's got the hump because he can't get enough of it.
He was hoping to make a little earner from glossy mags over the birth of his son, Samuel, but there haven't been any offers.
The thing is Jack's not the only new dad in Hollywood - there's Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Adam Sandler to name but a few - and they seem to have stolen his thunder.
The School Of Rock star explains: "We do have some offers from some major magazines. Popular Mechanics was talking about something..."
"To tell you the truth, I'm a little insulted, because nobody cares about my sweet baby.
"The market is flooded. Tom Cruise has got his baby everywhere. Nobody cares about Baby Black."
What a joker...
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