Jamie Foxx is already planning his 100th birthday celebrations.
And the proceedings will be far from civilised.
The Ray star insists he will have 100 lap dances to mark each year of his life, because nothing else would make an old man happier.
He said: "For my 100th birthday I want 100 dances. Five 20-year-old strippers - that equals 100. Sweet."
Er, that seems to suggest twenty dances by each girl which sounds like a lot of hard work to us - we'll leave the maths to Jamie, though.
For now, the 38-year-old Oscar winner has just finished shooting the big screen remake of classic eighties cop drama Miami Vice, in which he plays detective Rico Stubbs opposite Colin Farrell.
And Jamie says he grabbed the chance to be in it like shot.
"I wanted to do it before someone else locked it up. The original show was great because as a young kid I had never seen anything so dangerous before."
Jamie and Colin in the same movie... there's no way we'll be able to concentrate.
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