Johnny's Been Dumped

Our ex-boyf, Johnny DeppThat's right folks, we have officially decided to dump our boyfriend, Johnny Depp.

And we are heartbroken.

It happened like this...

We had a date planned. A very romantic date involving jostling with a gazillion other showbiz journos to grab a word or two, thus being able to fulfil our plans of whispering sweet nothings into Le Depp's lughole.

There we were in the London rain, getting soaked to the skin, but being warmed by the thought of our Johnny's beaut face.

Then all of a sudden, out of the blue, apparently, JD decided he wasn't going to do much press.

We mean, what happened? Was it us? Did we do something wrong? Was it something we said?

He did mumble something about singing in the flick Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street, saying: "It took me a while to get used to it, but because I had to do so much of it I had to get used to it. But I've never done it before and I'll never do it again."

Whatever, Johnny. It's too late. It is so over. Our poor hearts can't withstand such rejection.

See the full break-up drama in our gallery of the Sweeney Todd London Premiere.