Johnny DeppJohnny DeppHow do we love Johnny Depp? Let us count the ways...

But it ain't going to do us any good because his heart is taken.

He loves his lady, Vanessa Paradis, oodles.

And he likes to show his love to her not through counting or poetry... but through the medium of pressies.

And his most recent gift to her is a whopper.

He's bought her a vineyard to say congrats for her months of hard work recording a new album.

Nice... we work hard too, don't you know?

Johnny bought the vineyard near the villa in Plan de la Tour, France, which he shares with the singer and their two children, Lily-Rose and Jack.

We know it's futile, but this just makes us love him all the more - sigh.