Johnny's Left Out

Johnny DeppWho would ever have thunk it?

Johnny Depp, turned away from a boozer.

Yep, there was no room at the inn when Johnny rocked up.

He was looking for some grub in the English countryside - but hadn't booked a table.

Johnny wanted a bite to eat at the trendy Fox And Goose Inn at Fressingfield, Suffolk.

But he missed out because all the 18th century pub's tables were already taken.

We hope that hasn't put him off settling around that area - we like the idea of him becoming an English gent.

Perhaps next time he'll remember to phone ahead - because that Hollywood spiel doesn't quite cut it in the countryside.

It's first come first served here, Johnny boy.