JordanJordanSo, she's been to Los Angeles to have her boobs, nose and teeth done.

But Jordan being Jordan is not stopping there.

Having just returned from a surgery-filled trip to the States, Jordan is already planning her next nip 'n' tuck.

Why, you ask?

Well, it seems the plastic aficionado is just not happy with her latest boob work - this time a reduction.

And she should know, having had her breasts knocked into shape three times previously.

"I'm really disappointed," Jordan told OK! mag of her latest boob job.

"In fact, I'm going back to the States to get them redone. I wanted them to be a lot smaller."

"They hang too low when I'm standing up... I've also got indents so you can see where the implant is sitting."

Yum, yum. But even less appetising is Jordan's slightly gross yet laudable plans for her old implants.

"They're in our safe," she said. "I'm going to sell them for £1million, ten per cent to charity."

Jordan also threw a lovely titbit on how she coped having sex with her hubby Peter Andre fresh from surgery.

"I just lie there dead so it's fine," she revealed coyly. "I've said to him no b**w jobs because of my teeth. Actually he did get one - I had my Paracetamol first!"

Charming.