Ozzy and Kelly OsbourneOzzy and Kelly OsbourneWe have got the smelling salts out.

This pic has made some of us a little woozy.

Some things are just not right.

And this snap is one of them - we love our Papa Showbiz but we don't want to get amorous with him.

But apparently in the Osbourne household, anything goes.

They cross all the wrong-diddly lines by a country mile when it comes to appropriate behaviour.

Ozzy may well have been proud as punch on the Kelly's opening night on the West End stage, but that ain't no reason to be crossing those boundaries.

Perhaps Kelly was just so damn convincing in her role as Mama Morton in Chicago that Ozzy just forgot himself and dove in for a smooch, not realising it was his flesh and blood.

Sharon OsbourneSharon OsbourneWho can say? And what does Kelly's real mama, Sharon, make of all this?

All we know is that our tums are well and truly turned.

Go and see the more of the opening-night antics in our picture gallery bursting with snaps.