Learn Kerri's Secrets

Kerri-AnnName: Kerri-Ann

Job Title: Journalist

Star Sign: Capricorn

Who would play me in a film? Natalie Portman.

If I could pinch one celeb's wardrobe it would be... Scarlett Johansson, I love her take on old Hollywood glamour.

Who would I most like to be locked up in the Showbiz Shed with... Troy boy Brad Pitt.

But my showbiz husband (till death us do part) is frankly going to be... George Clooney.

My slightly embarrassing celeb crush is... Ozzy Osbourne, and only because I commented that he must have been a looker back in the day. Way back.

If I could be a fly on the wall of a celebrity bedroom it would be... Britney Spears', to find out why her frocks are all so short - does her wardrobe shrink them?

Who would you rather be rescued by: Jason Bourne or James Bond? Jason Bourne if I was having a good hair day. James Bond if I was having a bad one, don't mind if he sees the bonce in a bit of a mess.

I'd rather lick my own foot than snog... Calum Best.

I'd like to go out on the razz with... Paris Hilton.

When I'm having a bad day I'd rather be working as... Angelina Jolie, because Brad Pitt would be around to cheer me up.

My most over-used expression is... "George Clooney, will you please stop phoning me..."