Dita Von TeeseDita Von TeeseUnlike in television, there isn't a watershed for our website.

Therefore, if you're not a fan of dancing performed in the nip, consider this a warning...

Something tells us, however, that you are still here, eager to see the sins of the flesh for yourself.

Your hostess for the night is Dita Von Teese - a world-reknowned expert in the art of burlesque.

Let her twirl for you, dip herself in champagne and finish it all with some contortion that a gymnast would rip muscles for.

The admission fee is free - just go to the gallery above and wait for the show to begin...