Now, let's get this straight...
Madonna is 47 - which means she's got 13 years until she can get her bus pass.
With this in mind, the queen of pop is clearly enjoying her youth - and if that means frolicking around on the stage, doing a spot of S&M in kinky riding gear - then so be it.
Kicking off her Confessions world tour in Los Angeles, Madge proved that she's still capable of shocking over 20 years on.
Her show includes a spot of erotic pole dancing, dancers in fetish gear, roller-skate girls, an Abba tribute and a giant silver mirrored cross which she ties herself to whilst a video of Africa's Aids epidemic rolls on a giant screen behind.
Other facts about her show:
* £1.2m worth of Swarovski crystals are embedded in the huge disco ball
* The Michael Schmidt belt Madge wears weighs tens pounds and has 4,000 Swarovski crystals in it
* There are 27 performers - including Madonna
* 1,000 hours of rehearsal over 12 weeks were needed to fine-tune the show
* Dancers needed 353 massages in the 12 weeks
* Madge uses eight pairs of shoes and boots during the show


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