Mariah CareyMariah CareyEligible bachelors, clean out your ears and listen up.

Maybe you can lend a hand to Mariah Carey.

According to the Daily Mirror, Mimi has said: "I don't think I've ever had a relationship like in songs. I don't even know what dating is."

Shame on that.

We reckon there are a gazzilion lads out there who'd date Mimi in a heartbeat.

So, our v own fictional want ad would go something like...

Wanted: eligible bachelor to remind famous singer what dating is.

Must like: powerful ballads, being hounded by paparazzi, and being part of an entourage.

The ability to calmly deal with diva demands? A bonus.