Nicolas CageNicolas CageNicolas Cage has got a bee in his bonnet.

And he's hit back at a certain lady...

And she goes by the name of Kathleen Turner.

Kath made some rather big claims about Nic in her memoirs.

The actress, who co-starred with Nic in Peggy Sue Got Married in 1986, flapped her chops in a not v complimentary fashion.

She claimed he was difficult to work with and constantly in trouble with the police.

In leaked extracts of her book, she allegedly wrote that he'd been arrested for drink driving and had once stolen a Chihuahua.

But Nic has some chat back.

He released a statement saying: "I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog.

Kathleen TurnerKathleen Turner"I am reaching out to my fans - many of whom are children so that they know that I do not condone drunk driving or theft.

"The reason why you've never seen a mug shot of me is because it does not exist."