Jake GyllenhaalJake GyllenhaalWe've put up with a lot from Jake Gyllenhaal.

There was the relationship with Kirsten Dunst, the rumour of love stuff with Reese Witherspoon...

Which frankly we found enormously humiliating right when we were readying ourselves to take him home to meet the parents.

But we put on a brave face and feigned indifference - although we did take down a couple of posters.

Anyway, the point is that now we're properly fed up and he might find himself without his British bit of totty.

Why?

He's only gone and grown a flippin' beard.

It makes us mad that he's covered half of his (slightly) beautiful face with tough old fur.

Sure, beards suit some but Jakey-boy isn't one of those blokes. We know, because the man has done it before and we thought we'd made ourselves perfectly clear.

So, is he losing it? Is it just a blip? Is he doing it to deliberately spite us?

See Jake Gyllenhaal and his fellow celebrity beardies in our gallery.