Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom Save the effort, ladies.

Orlando Bloom is very much smitten.

And the object of his affection is not us, dammit...

But rather gorgeous Aussie model Miranda Kerr.

There's been whisperings on these two scamps for a while, but we were waiting on official pictorial proof before we wrote Orly off completely.

And now we have it (sob)... the twosome, who met at a Victoria's Secret event last year, made a rare appearance together at a race day in Sydney recently, looking head over heels in lurve.

Doctor Love can smell couple chemistry a mile off and there's no doubt about it, these two have it.

Australia's Herald Sun reported that Miranda 'n' Orly were very much at ease with each other as they canoodled together, nabbing the odd moment for a quiet kiss.

How sweet - well, for Miranda at least.

As far as we're concerned, we're just gonna have to take Orly's shun of our love on the chin.

Rejection's no stranger to the showbiz team...

After all, it happened before with Jake Gyllenhaal and the whole Reese Witherspoon thing.

S'cuse us while we grab some chocolate.