Ozzy's Tears For Kelly

Kelly OsbourneWhat on earth...

Has Kelly Osbourne been making her dad a-weep and a-wail?

According to Kez, that's the case.

But isn't that rather mean?

Ah no, them salty liquids are being squeezed as tears of joy.

Kelly was chatting about her West End debut in Chicago as Mama Morton tonight.

She told the Mirror: "Me appearing in the West End has really got to my dad.

"He can hardly talk about it because he gets choked up. He's the one I want to make proud.

"I want him to be happy."

That is so bless-worthy we're almost sobbing ourselves.

But Kelly went on to make us giggle again by saying: "It's my chance to prove that I'm not a fat, talentless, rude brat.

In costume for Chicago"Yeah, I am Ozzy and Sharon's daughter and I'm f*****g proud of that.

"But I'm also someone else. I do have talent and I can achieve things on my own."

We're laughing with not at her, people, with not at. We just think Kel has a hilarious way with words, is all.