Paris HiltonParis HiltonWhat did the hotel heiress say to the guru?

We're talking of course about Paris Hilton and her new spiritual aide.

Well, the punch line is a corker. Or that's what Paris and another young gent would have everyone believe.

It appears there's been some hanky pranky going on in Paris' corner.

Remember how she was spotted out with a spiritual guide, and then reports surfaced saying he wasn't the real deal, but a paid Hollywood actor?

Well, it's true, the dude isn't a real guru and, get this, Ashton Kutcher's behind the whole scam.

According to USA Today, the entire scene was staged for a new show being produced by Ashton called Pop Fiction.

Paris Hilton and her guruParis with the 'guru'Har-de-har-da.

How very hilarious of them.