Paris HiltonParis HiltonThat Paris Hilton has got a nerve.

And if she was our daughter (impossible because we're so young), we'd be teaching her a lesson.

The lass with more than a buck in the bank dribbled some filth from her mouth that makes us blush.

During an appearance at LAX - a club not the airport - she used the F-word more than a pocketful of times.

In fact, she rounded off her ramblings with an obscene: "I love you. There are so many hot girls here, and boys, I wanna f**k you all."

Yeash. Someone wash her bouche out with soap.

On the other end of the spectrum, Harvard University has revealed that it's naming Paris its woman of the year by the Hasty Pudding Club.

Past recipients include Halle Berry, Sarah Jessica Parker and Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Let's hope her acceptance speech is less f**ked up.