Paris HiltonParis HiltonIf something's not "hot" then it's "gross".

That's the gospel according to Paris Hilton.

So what do you reckon her take on one-night stands is?

Hmm... hot or gross? Hot or gross?

They're gross, of course.

The heiress and philosopher on modernity said: "One-night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up."

But Paris, kind girl that she is, had some advice for those thinking of dabbling in one-time sex:

"Guys want you more if you don't just hand it to them on a plate. If they want you, then they will wait."

Next week: Paris tells you how to bag a billionaire.