Posh 'Looks Awful Naked'

Victoria BeckhamNow, we all know that clothes can cover a multitude of sins, but by pretending she looks rough in the buff Posh Spice has surely gone loopy.

"I've got so much saggy skin on my stomach," the 31-year-old has revealed.

Talking to the Daily Mirror, Victoria also went on to state that the latest claims of her husband playing away were rubbish.

Talking about the pictures in a Sunday newspaper of a mini-skirted brunette apparently kissing David, she said:

"It's a pathetic joke. Fans come up to him all the time. It's like part of his job. David is still my Goldenballs."

The former Spice Girl added that she was more concerned with her looks than any chat about her husband...

Victoria with husband David"I've got no bum at all. People tell me my jeans are like a Wonderbra for their bum. But I have to take their word for it because I've got nothing back there.

"I have to stick it out and pretend. Trust me, I look awful naked," she claimed.

"However, my body has given me three beautiful sons so I can't complain."

Victoria went on to admit that although all the rumours about her marriage have been tough, she doesn't want people's sympathy.

"It hasn't been easy but I don't want anyone's sympathy. I know some people don't want to believe it but we really are happy. Everything about my life is good."

While dismissing Rebecca Loos' claims that David sent her dirty texts, Posh said: "There's been all this rubbish about being into porn and texts and stuff like that.

"Let me tell you what the real David is addicted to - Extreme Makeover. He sits in bed watching that and he loves Alan Titchmarsh in Ground Force."

She went on to reveal that the couple and their three kids have finally found a place to call home in Madrid and plan to move in to their "Casa Beckham" in July.