Rumour has it that David and Victoria Beckham are thinking of buying a cow.
Popping out for a pint of milk has become a real struggle, you see.
Currently enjoying a stay in their homeland (that's here in the UK, peeps), Vix and Dave caused a right storm in a tea cup when they hit the shops.
At first, it was just a few paps pounding the pavement behind the couple - a piece of cake for the couple's bodyguards to deal with.
But, quicker than you could say media frenzy, the pair found themselves mobbed by more paps and plenty of curious members of the public.
It was so hectic, the boys in blue had to be called in to sort it out, particularly when two photographers got all tangled up and fell over...
May we suggest to the Beckhams that whilst they are picking a cow, they consider getting a few catalogues and a computer?
That way, they can shop from the comfort of their own mansion.


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