Sarah Jessica ParkerSarah Jessica ParkerShe's been labelled the unsexiest woman alive.

But Sarah Jessica Parker has given a one-figured salute to the accolade.

Figuratively speaking, at least.

Responding to her first place pitch in an unsexiest women poll for Maxim.com, 42-year-old SJP told the Sunday Express newspaper:

"It does not bother me in the least if people don't think I'm sexy. I don't think I am, either.

"What they don't know is that one day I'll wake up fat.

"But I'll still be happy, just like I am now. I believe in the old 'sticks and stones' philosophy, so frankly their words don't come close to hurting."

You go, girl.

Anyway we have to say that SJP may not be sexy in some peoples' opinion, but her on-screen depiction of Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City is sassy, fab and fashionable.

She's a cosmopolitan cocktail of fun and fiestiness.

And we still can't get enough of the new SATC film pics.