Sam HeustonSam HeustonHere's a lovely tale for you.

Former BB reject Sam Heuston has gone and got jiggy with a Hollyoaks star - but which one?

Well, it seems Chris Fountain is the lucky lad in question.

The Holloaks honey is currently strutting his stuff on Dancing On Ice, but according to former BB babe Sam, skating ain't his only skill.

Sam has catapulted herself back into the limelight with a classy kiss 'n' tell account of her naughty night with Chris - just after the National Television Awards last year.

"I was in the mood for sex and feeling confident after a few glasses of rosé wine so I just walked up and asked if I could bed him," said Sam in a lurid account of her triste with Chris to The News Of The World.

Chris FountainChris Fountain"I know it's not very romantic, but I wanted him and it turned out to be a good move. He laughed, and made it clear he was up for it too.

"There was not much kissing and he didn't speak or make a sound - he was sweet and gentle, but clearly not that experienced. He was a willing pupil."

But just when you thought this delightful story couldn't get any more beautiful, we're sorry to say it took a turn for the worse.

Chatting about the morning after their hasty hook-up, Sam said: "He (Chris) just mumbled something about having to do an interview. It might have been an excuse as he seemed embarrassed, but I guess he is not that used to waking up next to a sexy older woman.

"We didn't swap numbers. I just grabbed my clothes and headed off to the Tube. I think the age and experience gap was too much, but it was a nice night."

Shame. But then not every fairy tale has a happy ending now, does it?