Ashton KutcherAshton KutcherAshton Kutcher had admitted to getting on the wrong side of girlfriend Demi Moore after puking all over her plush pad.

Was it excessive drink and drugs that caused his technicoloured yawn? Nope, it was nothing as rock and roll...

The 27-year-old toyboy revealed his delicate stomach couldn't take it after he trod in Demi's pet pooch's number twos.

Rumour has it Ashton, host of US TV series Punk'd, is due to be a dad with the Ghost star.

But he was the one acting like a big baby...

"I have a weak stomach," he argued feebly, "One of Demi's dogs pooped in the living room the other day I didn't see it.

"I stepped in it. I started gagging and, like, throwing up. Dog poop grosses me out."

What a man!