It's not what you think.
60-year-old Sir Alan Sugar doesn't struggle to wee because of anything medical...
It's because over-eager fans keep following him into the loo.
The Apprentice host told Jonathan Ross on his Friday night show:
"I'm standing there trying to do my stuff and this bloke is next to me going 'Cor, that geezer was horrible in the last series."
Understandably, being chatted too while trying to spend a penny was a bit off-putting for Sir Alan, so he devised a cunning plan:
"I then told my son-in-law, 'We're going to the loo again and you're going to come and protect me.'"
This is the point where we resist the urge to make any "You're fired!" jokes...




















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