Noel GallagherNoel GallagherAfter the Brits, celeb-types want nothing more than to have a good ol' knees up into the wee hours.

However, the Gallagher brothers sent more than one packing when they turned up to party...

Yep, egos took a battering when the stars breezed up to the front of the queue using the phrase: "Do you know who I am?"

Only to be told: "Yes, now f*** off."

It would appear the Oasis post Brits party, held at the Cuckoo Club in London, was the place to be - but only if you were on the invite list.

Humiliation came by the bucket load as celebs begged bouncers to let them in - but little did they know just how tight security was.

Alex ZaneAlex ZaneNoel Gallagher was standing behind the door personally vetting each star and rejecting all the ones he doesn't like.

Noel told the Daily Mirror: "We're throwing our own party so we can snub people and not let them in."

And these were not your Z-list celebs or ex-BB Housemates who were turned away - Suggs, James Morrison, Badly Drawn Boy, Alex Zane, Sadie Frost and Jamie Callum were all forced to do the walk of shame back to their waiting cars.

But it gets better...

According to the Daily Mirror, Alex Zane and Sadie Frost managed to give the doormen the slip and found their way into the club - big mistake.

Eagle-eyed Noel spotted the couple on the dancefloor and got security to boot Alex out, leaving a less than impressed Sadie fuming, shortly before she stormed out.