Colin was "bootylicious", Patsy wasn't quite horny enough and Zoe's Samba sizzled.
But in the end it was bad news on Strictly Come Dancing for the fella who's more used to potting the black.
After samba-ing to La Bamba, former snooker pro Dennis Taylor and his partner Izabela were booted out of the BBC's dance-off.
The bespectacled cue-master was praised by judge Bruno who told him "tonight is the best that you have danced".
However, panellist Len said it all went wrong when "the boogaloo of dance took over".
And the public agreed - leaving him with the least votes.
Casualty star Will Thorp and his dance partner Hanna also ended up in the last two after Craig deemed their Viennese Waltz a "drunken hoedown".
Meanwhile, a lycra-clad Colin Jackson wowed Bruno with a "bootylicious" Samba to Beyonce's Naughty Girl, and Zoe Ball was top of the class again for her routine to Aquarius, which Arlene said had "sizzle".
Patsy Palmer's got something to work on though. Arlene said her Samba to Going Back To My Roots needed to be hornier and dirtier. Saucy.
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