Tara Gives Us Sex Tips

Tara Palmer-TomkinsonOK, we know full well that Celebville can be one strange town.

But sometimes even we can still be flummoxed.

Step forward, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.

She's been dishing out some pearls of sexual wisdom.

And they are entirely random ones.

Tara kindly passed them on to us but, to be frank, we ain't too sure what to do with them.

But before we decide, we'll share them with you.

Tara was chatting up a storm about her latest book, The Naughty Girl's Guide To Life.

And decided to share some of her tricks of the trade.

She told us: "If you're pretending to be a virgin and saying it's your first time, you've got to say ouch, and then cry afterwards... if you're lying."

Okay dokey then, Tara...

We'll, umm, bear that in mind.