Not that she has been... but there's definitely no excuse for Teri Hatcher to be seen out and about with yellowing teeth or a mouthful of shiny fillings anymore...
As the Desperate Housewives star is romancing a celebrity cosmetic dentist.
The 40-year-old actress was only recently telling the world that she hadn't had sex for four years - putting her lack of love life down to working long hours and her boobs:
"I breast-feed for two-and-a-half years so you don't want to see me out of my bra. That's why I haven't had sex in however many years. I'm shy about the whole thing," she said.
But now that all seems to have changed, after she's been spotted on a string of dates with Dr William Dorfman who fixes teeth on TV show Extreme Makeover: Home Edition - and does seem to have an impossibly white set himself.
According to New! magazine, the two got together after William mentioned to the presenter of his show that he fancied Teri.
And because his show and Desperate Housewives are put out by the same TV network, his mate managed to wangle a lunch date for the pair and they hit it off.
Teri has been married twice, and divorced her second husband actor Jon Tenney in 2003 - they have a seven-year-old daughter, Emerson Rose, together.


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