Thandie NewtonThandie NewtonSomebody call the RSPCA!

Thandie Newton is giving some outrageous moggy-bashing advice.

She reckons the only way to bag a boyf is to give your kitty the old heave-ho.

Hasn't she heard that pets are for life?

The actress told the Daily Mail: "If you're single, the first thing you need to do is ditch your cat.

"I got rid of my cat as soon as I met my husband - although, of course, I made sure it went to a good home."

Oh, well, that's alright then.

She went on: "I realised that it was simply a man substitute and because I had got a real one, I didn't need it any more."

Quite frankly, if that's her attitude she doesn't deserve an ickle wickle puddy-tat.