Madonna must be cursing the sling she's been forced to don since tumbling off her horse.
It's left her with little option on what to wear - opening the door for cheeky madams in skimpy outfits to upstage her on.
And they don't come much cheekier than actress/model Jasmine Lennard.
Madge was attending hubby Guy Ritchie's Revolver film premiere - so by rights should have been the belle of the ball.
But her thunder was stolen.
Sure she's the Queen Of Pop, but her bland black boot and coat affair just wasn't enough to keep the photographers interested.
Then, as if by magic, in paraded Jasmine in what can only be described as a large piece of silk.
It would be a lie to call it a dress.
Check out the pics for yourself...
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