Geri Halliwell and Victoria BeckhamGeri Halliwell and Victoria BeckhamIt's the comeback of the century.

And while we'd like to say older is wiser...

We'd be wrong.

Fast forward 10 years, and the Spice Girls are now feistier - and thinner - than ever.

And with one last chance at the limelight before they hit the backburner forever, they've got everything to play for.

Their upcoming December tour demands the five spicers be faster, louder, boobier and better than ever.

And there was you thinking it was about the music... tsk.

Though when we say five spicers, we really mean two, since when it comes down to it there are only two gals who are going for body gold with all the gruelling determination of an Olympic marathon.

In the one corner we have Geri Halliwell. Redhead supreme with fair-to-middling singing voice, a penchant for yoga and abs of steel.

And in the opposite corner, please welcome Ms Victoria Beckham. Superstar wannabe, queen of slim, the pouty pobbed lass with a major fashion sense.

Ladies and gents, prepare yourself for the body battle of a century...

Get your peepers round our gallery of Geri Halliwell Vs Victoria Beckham.