Tom And Katie's Shame

Tom Cruise and Katie HolmesWe realise that Oscar fever is still gripping the land...

But if you're fed up with hearing all those teary acceptance speeches already, we may have something to distract you.

Yes, forget the worthy winners of filmic acclaim and turn your attention instead to the Razzie - the awards that honour the worst in the biz.

Among the stars being recognised with golden, spray-painted raspberries at the 26th Annual Razzie bash were Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

Tom got two nominations in the new category of most tiresome tabloid target.

One nomination was for an anti-psychiatry speech he made last year, and the another was for his couch-jumping performance on Oprah, as well as other Katie Holmes-related shenanigans.

Paris HiltonParis Hilton also scored a prize - worst supporting actress for her House Of Wax role.

The biggest Razzie winner was former Playboy Playmate Jenny McCarthy. Her film Dirty Love won a whole pile of cheap statuettes...

Of course, none of the recipients turned up to collect their prizes.

So, whose movie stank the most and who deserves never to work in this business we call show ever again?

Razzie panel, it's over to you:

The Razzie Winners List

Worst Picture: Dirty Love

Worst Actor: Rob Schneider Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Worst Actress: Jenny McCarthy, Dirty Love

Jenny McCarthyWorst Supporting Actor: Hayden Christensen, Star Wars III: Revenge Of The Sith

Worst Supporting Actress: Paris Hilton, House Of Wax

Worst Screen Couple: Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman, Bewitched

Worst Remake Or Sequel: Son Of The Mask

Worst Screenplay: Dirty Love, written by Jenny McCarthy

Worst Director: John Asher, Dirty Love

Most Tiresome Tabloid Targets: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: Oprah Winfrey's Couch