Salma HayekSalma HayekCrikey, sometimes even we get out fill of chit-chat...

Especially when we then have to go around stomping out all these untruths.

But we're happy to do it for the good of showbiz journalism - so we're turning our gossip extinguisher on a whole blaze of tittle-tattle.

And it's all of a certain theme - weddings and engagements.

So listen up peeps, we shall say this only once...

Salma Hayek is not, we repeat NOT getting hitched.

In fact she's said she's planning a huge bash to celebrate her relationship with partner Francois- Henri Pinault, because she doubts they will ever marry.

She said: "I don't have a need for marriage. You want to grow old with someone, you want to have a partner and to have children - we have all those things.

Jessica SimpsonJessica Simpson"Some people need the commitment. Maybe we'll just make the party."

Fine.

Next up is Jessica Simpson. Forget any whisperings of an engagement on the horizon either.

Jess' boyf, Tony Romo, has heard the rumours too and said: "I mean, it's just rumors.

"I'm sure I'll get married one day. I don't know when."

And last but by no means least, come forward Winona Ryder.

If a little birdie tells you she's set to wed boyfriend Blake Sennett, they're sadly misinformed.

Win's spokeswoman told Wenn: "It's not accurate. They're dating and they have been dating for some time, but they're not engaged."

We'll put our hats away then.