Who needs a new top?Who needs a new top?It's hard out there on the high street.

The shops get so busy, it can be tempting to just pick up the first top you see, run for the tills then get the funk out of there.

So that's the excuse we're passing on to Britney Spears to use, to help explain away this faux pas.

If anyone asks why your top is busting at the buttons Brit, tell 'em you purchased it in a rush.

You might also want to add that you then got dressed in the dark - with a blindfold on.

Of course, you don't have to take our advice, but if you deviate from our ready-made story, people might start to think your style ain't up to much...