Victoria and David BeckhamDavid and Victoria BeckhamHe's only been in LA five minutes.

But already Becks is coming in for a bashing...

Relax, no one's being violent to dear Golden Balls.

We mean bashing, as in throwing an A-list bash for David and Victoria Beckham.

Yup, there'll be no humble housewarming party for Posh and Becks.

Instead, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are allegedly throwing them the mother of all dos to welcome them to LA.

And it's not just TomKat who're pulling out all the party stops.

Actor Will Smith and his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, are said to be hosting the bash with TomKat.

People magazine reports that this weekend a private party is being held at the Museum Of Contemporary Art in LA.

Tom Cruise and Katie HolmesTom Cruise and Katie HolmesGuests invited to the bash, apparently first reported on by the New York Post, were beck-oned with lavish invitations.

People says the invites asked guests to "Please join Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith in welcoming David and Victoria Beckham to Los Angeles."

Exactly who is invited remains unclear.

Hmmm... Wonder if it's too late to get the Showbiz Shed crew on the VIP list?