Who's Gwyn Snogging?

Gwyneth Paltrow and Joaquin PhoenixWhat the Dickens? That mop doesn't look like it belongs to Chris Martin.

So who is Gwyneth Paltrow locking lips with?

It breaks our poor little hearts to tell you that it is our very own Joaquin Phoenix.

How very dare she get stuck into our man? (Erm, one of our men, we do lay claim to quite a few.)

Yes, we heart Joaq.

Luckily we shan't be chastising Gwyneth too much...

As their snogarama is all in the name of art.

Yup, the two are innocently smooching for their roles in new flick Two Lovers.

That film'll be painful viewing for us, we tell ya.

So for now we're concentrating on the happier aspects of celeb fun, in our gallery of stars snogging.